He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You did what with his pubic hair?
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