how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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