anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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