You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
stop calling my apartment porn island.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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