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Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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