I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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