I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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