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(847): View more from Illinois

My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo

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(450): View more from Quebec

I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life

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(317): View more from Indiana

I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.

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(631): View more from New York

I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted

(1-615): View more from Tennessee

it is a toga and you are a goddess.

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(623): View more from Arizona

I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.

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