i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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