I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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