the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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