this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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