so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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