do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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