it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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