Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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