either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
