This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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