omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Still dying that you shit outside
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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