im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
