just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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