No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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