is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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