i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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