Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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