And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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