420 ftw
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's shark week go big or go home
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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