I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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