nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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