Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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