I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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