Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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