I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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