Why are handjobs necessary in class?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Randomize
