My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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