I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Holy sore nipples Batman
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
