When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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