check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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