He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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