I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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