She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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