In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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