I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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