We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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