She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
