I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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