This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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