I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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