Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Randomize
