come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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