I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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