Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Why are your pants in the freezer?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
