oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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