I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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