when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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