She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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