ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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